Top Cruise Pitfalls: Avoid These Mistakes (Video Guide)

Whether you’re a first-time cruiser or a seasoned veteran, these are the things not to do on a cruise.

Whether you’re looking for a family cruise to experience with your kids (perhaps onboard a Disney cruise with Mickey Mouse and the gang) or a romantic all-inclusive cruise to unwind with your significant other, there’s really a cruise for everyone. In my six years of sailing the seven seas, I’ve met all kinds of new friends and interesting folks. However, I’ve also encountered problem passengers: the rude ones, the greedy ones, and the always-late ones.

Don’t be like them. Here are five cruising pet peeves and no-nos to avoid, so you can make sure you’re a crew favorite.

Don’t: Miss the Ship

It’s every cruiser’s worst nightmare: to find yourself gazing up as your cruise ship sails off into the sunset…without you. Cruise lines run a tight ship, literally — and if you’re late, they will not wait. To avoid this, make sure you’re always on the local time. Otherwise, you could end up like British couple the Pratts, who arrived back at their Danube port only to realize their watches weren’t set to central European time. It was noon in England, not Austria.

Don’t: Hoard the Food

Much like Rebel Wilson, when my family went to a buffet growing up, we always took some home with us, but there’s no need to do this on a cruise ship. The buffet is open for much of the day, and sometimes for twenty-four hours. If you’re really desperate to eat in your cabin, some vessels will even allow you to order directly to your stateroom free of charge.

Don’t: Pack Too Much

There is no getting away from this one…I am definitely guilty of being an over-packer. The luggage rule on cruises is: “if you can carry it, you can bring it.” Keep in mind that cabin space is limited. Laundry services are available on most ships, so feel free to pack lightly and reuse what you bring.

Don’t: Steal a Sunbed

Just picture it — it’s 6 a.m., and you hear the thunderous sound of footsteps along the corridors. A herd of elephants, you ask? No. It’s the sunbed stealers. Unfortunately, the ratio of sunbeds to passengers on larger cruise ships simply cannot accommodate everyone. Far too often, scheming guests will rise at the crack of dawn to “reserve” their spot, even if it only receives ten minutes of use.

Don’t: Be Rude to the Crew

Countless documentaries have showcased the hard work undertaken by cruise crew members. Seven-day weeks, often for six months at a time — no holidays, no paid time off. Therefore, always remember your pleases and thank yous. Much of the crew’s work goes unnoticed, so express gratitude for their efforts. One of the biggest insults to staff is refusing gratuity, which directly contributes to their salaries.